i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
GOOD MORNING. Have you seen the Avenger vibrators?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
I can recall having this conversation with a three year old, but go on
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
So I paid Bumble $10 to see who liked my profile for a month. Cheap, easy dick. It's all about the economics, yo.
Randomize
