We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
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