Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I literally had to tap out of the blow job. It was like a pornographic wrestling match
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
if by "adventure" you actually mean "getting ridiculously high and shaving our legs," then yes.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
That moment when you see yourself in a security camera feed and realize you forgot a bra. And pants.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
My liver is fucking rocky. Get knocked down 7 times and gets up 8. World champ
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
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