I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
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My dad told me my only assignment from now til graduation is to not die. it's a legit concern for him.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
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First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
But we made up last night and had unbelievably crazy sex tonight. I legit went blind for like 15mins from him choking me. It was awesome
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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