people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
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