Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
What about.....a game of twister and....wait..nevermind. I've hit my cap for sexualizing things today.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
what happened last night?!
you took a shot and then laid down on our kitchen table and passed out.. then when we tried to move you to the couch you screamed "no! i love tables"
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