when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
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I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
He sent me a snapchat of himself growing a double chin. I think we're past the stage where there's any risk of us sleeping together. Ever.
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I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
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