Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
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Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
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Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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