Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
how was your day?
fuck the small talk. are you bringing the liquor tonight or am i?
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
Drunk texting is the poetry of my life
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
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