what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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