Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
He was rambling about life and dignity and happiness. but all i kept thinking was PENIS. YOU HAVE A PENIS. I CAN SHOW YOU WHERE TO PUT THAT PENIS.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
luckily my workout playlist doubles as a masturbation playlist.
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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