my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
I enjoy the company of your penis
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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