I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
My vagina just clenched in fear
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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