I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
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I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I don't think the car's salesman understands that I am about to vomit on him.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
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Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Dude. I’m playing chess through iMessage with a stripper. What has my life become.
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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