theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I left myself a note saying 'buy a hamster but not an orange one like this pen'
omg so drunk
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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