I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
Drunk. Just jacked off for the third time in an hour. I love not being Catholic anymore.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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