it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
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just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
I walked into the bathroom of the hotel and she's in the bath tub with a guy she met a day ago. They were sharing a shrimp cocktail platter and shot gunning bud lights. Oh and it was noon.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
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I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
There is blood all over my sheets and no discernible source.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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