I love black thongs
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
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bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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