God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
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It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
The staff doesn't like it when you try and take your wheelchair for a joy ride since I've been waiting for an hour and a half.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
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Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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