On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
I'm pretty sure my lung is caught on my rib. And I can't feel the left side of my face. Best. Sex. Ever.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
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Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
CTFD. There’s plenty of dick in the sea! This is Vegas, we import dick. \nWorst case scenario we get a rental penis
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