i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
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