so last night was fun and all.. but you might want to get tested
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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