What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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