I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
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dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
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I'll explain later but basically I was feeling dangerous, I'm dressed as Ann Romney and Ann Romney is a bad bitch.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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