He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
yo dude i was totally schwabbin last night.
what does that even mean?
you ever see those charles schwabb commercials, where the people are like half cartoon half real.... well yeah i saw that in real life.
what day is it and did you see me today?
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
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I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
There is not greater feeling than lying to your boss and leaving work to shit in the comfort of your own home
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
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I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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