I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
If my neighbors have super loud sex again tonight, I'm going to leave a ball-gag and roll of duct tape in their mail slot.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
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