nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
HE KEEPS WALKING AWAY. IT'S LIKE HE DOESN'T EVEN LIKE FRIES. WTF.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
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Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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