Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Dude, she told me she wanted to bang my dad. I don't know which is worse, the fact that she wants to or the fact that she told me.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
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I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
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and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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