Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
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I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
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How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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