Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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