Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
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Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
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Let's have sex in an apple orchard
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
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