i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
EW FUCK GROSS GODDAMMIT I WENT DOWNSTAIRS AND MY GODDAMN BROTHER WAS FINGERING SOME GIRL ON THE FLOOR DOESN'T HE KNOW HE FUCKING LIVES WITH PEOPLE
First day of school is awesome. I get to meet my students and figure out which of their mothers I’ I’m going to bang
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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