CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
your drunk mistake has arrived...he is the one wearing a poncho
Im just a social blackout drinker.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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