Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
I'm still not completely convinced I'm not pregnant. I just dipped beef jerky in cream cheese frosting.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
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