This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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