Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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