My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
Is it penis luge time yet?
I drank butter last night, who am I to judge?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
I just drank beer out of an old Vicodin bottle hoping to catch some residue. That's how finals week is going
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
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