Reggie can tackle my bush.
Dude we need to petition the city about running buses later, none of my booty calls own cars
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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