I puked a lego.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
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Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Dave got tied up again. I'm done breaking into girls houses to cut him loose. At least before noon.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Yeah we were on bar number 7 on our bike trail and you decided to steal my bike and we found you 20 minutes later eating Cheetos in the shallow end of your parents pool
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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