Wow, this guy is harder to get rid of than gum in pubic hair
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
NoShamevember. You game?
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
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