I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
why wash my dick in the morning if you're not there to suck it?
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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