nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
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When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
So my professor just changed my Final to 7:45am on May 6th. Shouldn't a Spanish professor understand the implications of Cinco de Mayo???
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
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You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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