The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
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It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
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I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
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Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
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