living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
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while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
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I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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