i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
I need a burrito and a hug.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
soo... how was my night?
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
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