He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
For my birthday I want you to get me in bed with Donald Trump. That is all. You have 3 months
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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