It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
Randomize
