Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
now i know why i became what i already was.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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