I found your undies. They were wrapped around my leg.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I'm watching the Australian Open. They need to slow the fuck down. It's hard enough to follow sober and now it's just pissing me off.
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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