awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
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