we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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