how can u be prego again
DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
One of my coworkers just invited me to a wet t-shirt contest this weekend in honor of her son's 21st Birthday.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I'm staying in tonight, it's my Christmas present to my liver.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Randomize
