Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
I just face planted on a condom wrapper in my bed...thought of you.
You're so romantic.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
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