So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
kinda considering buying a life alert for sophmore year
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
Ok: all ex-gfs except you from the last 5 years have or are about to have a baby...be on the lookout...
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Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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