isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
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Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
I ate the last cupcake. I'm sorry. It was in the refrigerator mocking me. So I ate it. And it was glorious. But I'm sorry.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
After you punched me you ran away and it took an hour to find you... On the wrong floor... Sitting alone saying "it doesnt make sense"
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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