STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Halfway through he got an idea for a short story so he wrote it in magic marker on my boobs. Yeah, he's a keeper.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
Tell me again why we had to Facebook stalk your therapist?
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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