What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Dude it was weird. The strippers vagina tasted kind of like your mother's.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
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I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
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Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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