the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
Buying her a drink is like giving a seagull a French fry, all you're gonna do is get annoyed and shit on
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
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