Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
How is it that lesbians won't hit on me at a gay club, but they'll hit on me every time I go to Walmart?
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Pretty sure I just became my mom's wingman
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm taking ecstasy it's gonna be that kind of Vegas trip
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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