Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
Accidentally peeing a little on the couch in the middle of a sneeze is way different from railing a random on our waffle counter. I am the better roommate.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
There's a whistle here and I just want to play my whistle song on it.
I just smoked a bowl alone and took my Zyrtec here's to a full night.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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